Bi-Weekly Maui Fever Update

Lately I’ve been hearing a lot of hatred aimed towards Maui Fever. They say that the Fever is just like Laguna beach. The stories are scripted, the people are actors. If you watch it, they say, you like dudes. To all the Fever-hating Tim Hardaway’s of the world I say this: The Fever is everything Laguna is too scared to be. The Fever is real, raw, juicy, and loaded with a nasty surprise. Does that sound gay to you?

I didn’t think so.

First you all need to understand something.

Laguna beach is a television show. Maui Fever is an attitude.

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MOVEMENT ONE SURF Trying to explain how awesome it is to anyone who hasn’t watched the show is like trying to explain why Ghena on a horse is so funny. You either get it or you don’t. We get it, and it has become a tradition at the 145 and beyond. Wednesdays from 10:30-11 I get my dose of drama and excitement for the week. The storyline is hard hitting and full of suprises, and the 8 min commercial breaks give us all time to reflect on what just happened, where we think the story is going, and which chick is hotter. (side note) what is the deal with Anna? Sometimes I think she’s really hot and then she’ll turn to the side or make a weird face, and then I don’t want anything to do with her. Like the “two face” from Seinfeld or pictures of girls you get back from spring break. I can only think of one other woman I feel the same about: Meredith from Grey’s. She looks good….good…gooood, then ,out of nowhere, Oldface! By the expression on her face alone she managed to age 35 years. You all know what I’m talking about.

The show comes back from commercial, and you are so happy to see it back you feel like cheebs finding a Mt. St. Helens documentary. And the hits just keep coming.

“Dude, look he’s got scissors!”

“Bryce get out the window!”

What are they doing? Why would anyone act this way? As you keep watching the show it all starts to come together. You realize that their story is really our story. Their lives are our lives. Maui Fever is a microcosm of a larger idea.

Get brain, go surfing.

What could be gay about that?